🥒🥒🥒 GREAT NEWS FROM JAIL!!! 🥒🥒🥒
Just spoke with a CO at the jail and they said Alex is having a great time and EVERYBODY loves him. So much, in fact, they threw him a party and everyone "CAME!" He said everyone circled around Alex, gave him a "BUKKAKE" and he "BLEW" every single "candle."
In case you were wondering, the BUKKAKE was mostly chocolate. 🎂
I'm eating Ramen Noodles tonight as a sign of solidarity with incarcerated ginger Jews who like to speed recklessly.
Honestly, we forget Alex is still a young man sometimes. Even the brightest of us do stupid shit like that when we're young just to let loose. I'm impressed with his reaction and attitude about the whole thing. Yes, that means a dry spell for pred busts.
It helps to remember that we're all here to support the crew that travels the furthest and catches the sickest. The laughs and entertainment (and even the community here) is a happy bonus. Have a great Sunday.