🥒🥒🥒 GREAT NEWS FROM JAIL!!! 🥒🥒🥒
Just spoke with a CO at the jail and they said Alex is having a great time and EVERYBODY loves him. So much, in fact, they threw him a party and everyone "CAME!" He said everyone circled around Alex, gave him a "BUKKAKE" and he "BLEW" every single "candle."
In case you were wondering, the BUKKAKE was mostly chocolate. 🎂